my poems

All my great excuses

I started on my homework

but my pen ran out of ink.

My hamster ate my homework.

My computer’s on the blink.

I accidentally dropped it

in the soup my mom was cooking.

My brother flushed it down the toilet

when I wasn’t looking.

My mother ran my homework

through the washer and the dryer.

An airplane crashed into our house.

My homework caught on fire.

Tornadoes blew my notes away.

Volcanoes struck our town.

My notes were taken hostage

by an evil killer clown.

Some aliens abducted me.

I had a shark attack.

A pirate swiped my homework

and refused to give it back.

I worked on these excuses

so darned long my teacher said,

“I think you’ll find it’s easier

to do the work instead.”

What I like about this poem.

I like that this poem has lots of excuses for homework.

I like that this poem has full stop yand capital letters .

I like that this poem has rhymes`

   

                    I got some hot sauce

I got some hot sauce in my eye.

It caused a painful tear.

I showed it to my mom and she said,

“That’s a bad eye, dear.”

--Kenn Nesbitt

What i like about this poem.

i like the good description of this poem.i like the good funny jokes.

                 Joe the emoji

          I’m Joe the Emoji.

I when I’m glad.

I when I’m angry.

I when I’m sad.

Whenever I’m silly

my goes like this.

I if I like you,

or blow you a .

I when I’m tired.

I when afraid.

I have the most flexible

ever made.

I hope that you me

and don’t think I’m rude.

I’m Joe the Emoji.

I’m one dude.

--Kenn Nesbitt

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What i like about this poem.

I like the good emoji they used in this poem.

I liked the good descriptions.